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Post by Miss demon seed on Jul 26, 2006 22:35:42 GMT -5
yo mamas so fat she jumped into a pool and got stuck halfway
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Post by minister on Jul 26, 2006 23:12:16 GMT -5
Yo mamas so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed...
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Post by Miss demon seed on Jul 26, 2006 23:19:29 GMT -5
yo mamas so stupid she was on her way to Disney and looked at the sign it said disney left so she turnner around and went home hahaha
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Post by Miss demon seed on Jul 27, 2006 14:34:54 GMT -5
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Post by 9Th Gate Warrior (Heagar) on Jul 28, 2006 9:28:14 GMT -5
lol i dont have any yer mom jokes sorry but...
i use to live at yer moms house its in philly and like 13 of us homeless squatter kids lived there it was cool
it was the name of are squatt (this abandon building we lived in)
it was really funny cuz ppl asked where i lived some times and i was like
"i live at yermoms house" and they get so pissed off hahaha
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Post by Miss demon seed on Jul 29, 2006 12:36:38 GMT -5
LMFAOOO
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